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Our signature item.
Crispy on the outside. Questionable decisions on the inside.
Inspired by that friend who always has the wildest stories, the worst ideas, and somehow ends up having the most fun. Whether you're brunching with friends, road-tripping with the dogs, or simply trying to survive another week of adulthood, this shirt is a reminder not to take life too seriously.
Because let's be honest.
Nobody gets out of this thing alive.
Pairs well with:
• Bottomless mimosas
• Unsolicited life advice
• Laughing way too hard in public
• "This is probably a bad idea"
The jokes get you in the door.
The feeling is why you stay.
Our signature item.
Crispy on the outside. Questionable decisions on the inside.
Inspired by that friend who always has the wildest stories, the worst ideas, and somehow ends up having the most fun. Whether you're brunching with friends, road-tripping with the dogs, or simply trying to survive another week of adulthood, this shirt is a reminder not to take life too seriously.
Because let's be honest.
Nobody gets out of this thing alive.
Pairs well with:
• Bottomless mimosas
• Unsolicited life advice
• Laughing way too hard in public
• "This is probably a bad idea"
The jokes get you in the door.
The feeling is why you stay.