🍳 Where Bad Decisions Have Good Taste.

☀️ THE SWEET SPOT Our classics. The ones that started it all.

🥞 Twat Waffles — $14 Crispy, golden, and a little problematic.

☕ Daddy Issues Cold Brew — $6 Strong enough to carry emotional baggage.

🥂 Bottomless Bad Decisions — $22 We legally can't stop you.

🍳 The Red Flag Benedict — $16 You knew better. You ordered it anyway.

🥓 Gaslight, Gatekeep, Hashbrown — $12 Served with unwavering confidence.

🌯 Emotionally Unavailable Breakfast Burrito — $15 Wrapped tight. Refuses to open up.

🥐 Anxiety Croissant — $5 Overproofed and overthinking it.

🍹 Mimosa? I Hardly Know Her — $9 The brunch classic. No notes.

🥚 Walk of Shame Hash — $13 You earned it. We respect it.

🧇 Hot & Buttered — $11 Self-explanatory. No regrets.

💘 DATING APP SPECIALS Swipe right on any of these.

❤️ The Situationship Sampler — $18 Comes with mixed signals and no closure.

📱 The "You Up?" Omelette — $14 Only available after midnight.

💀 Ghosted Hash — $13 Was here a second ago.

🚩 Sunday Scaries Survivor Stack — $15 Made it through another one. Barely.

🥚 Eggs Bene-Hangover — $16 The morning after, plated beautifully.

💼 CORPORATE BURNOUT SECTION For the ones who have a 9am right after this.

☕ Reply-All Roast — $5 Nobody asked for this.

📊 Synergy Scramble — $14 Nobody knows what's in it.

🥞 Q3 Pancake Stack — $13 Aggressive growth. No substance.

📅 Let's Circle Back Bacon — $8 Never actually arrives.

⚠️ HOUSE RULES Dirty Little Brunch Co. is not a real restaurant. Any resemblance to actual brunch establishments is purely coincidental and delicious. Come Hungry. Leave Questionable.